Big Brother:

Well hello it's me, Chris Moyles. I've just finished my day hijacking the Big Brother House and I've just been in the secret bar with John, which was wicked. I genuinely forgot a couple of times that I was inside the House. I thought I was in a bar with a bloke who I recognise on the telly, so that was nice. I tried my best to make him cry and I thought he might go at one point but he's too tough.

It's been great. I've had a lovely day. I think I've managed to get some pizza for the housemates. I'm gonna go in to the house and say goodbye to them and have a few chats, then I'm going home because to be honest, I've got to be up at five tomorrow morning!