Hi, I'm Matt…
I'm very excited to be the first celebrity to hijack the Big Brother House.
I want to be a sort of nice Big Brother, a sort of affectionate Big Brother because I think Big Brother in the past has had a mean streak, but since I've got here, I think the power might be going to my head and I'm a little bit worried now. It's also nice to have any job where you're sitting down. That's quite underrated.
I was asked what kind of evil things I'd do to the housemates - I might confiscate all toffee. I did want to do a thing where I could turn the house upside down at will but it wasn't possible to do that.
This series has got a few weeks to run so I don't want to be too crazy. At one point I wanted to send fifty dogs into the house but I heard that the RSPCA generally disapproved of that sort of thing. So I said what about thirty dogs? They said no and I said, you know, ten dogs? Five? And we went down and down - one dog? So I said, what about half a dog? They said NO… So just generally I'm going to try and be a sensible Big Brother.
I hope people's lasting memory of me as a Celebrity Hijacker is that I am shorter than they thought in real life. Or perhaps "he was the first…he wasn't the best; he was just the first."
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