Big Brother:

Coming to a town near you

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on Tue Jan 8, 2008 at 02:24 pm


The latest from Big Brother…

Russell Brand has now arrived. He has plans, but knowing Russell they will probably change throughout the day. Anything could happen with him at the helm. Big Brother is, like, proper excited. Like a school kid who’s just discovered a massive conker. He’s decorated the place with West Ham paraphernalia and posters of Morrissey – so the housemates think Morrissey is coming. Which he most definitely isn’t.

Kelly Osbourne did a grade-A job yesterday with nominations, throwing her own thoughts and opinions into the process – very different from the way I do them.
I am utterly neutral. She wasn’t. Which is great. You’ll see that all tonight on the show at 9.  I can exclusively reveal that three people are up for nomination but I am not telling who it is. Here’s a clue though – two males and one female.

Tomorrow John McCririck is going to be having a go at Hijacking. He joined us for our rehearsal weeks and he was very McCririck-esque. It will be strange and wonderful.

Today…
Big Brother is wondering: if “sexing” pillows is a widespread thing.
Big Brother put its back out trying to do a handstand like Victor does.
Big Brother has avoided the vomiting bug.

Thought for the day: How much of the editing happens in your head? Think about it.

Now that’s it.
Big Brother
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  • Comment by:
    coconutphone
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    Wed Jan 9, 2008 at 04:29 am
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    I look forward to Russell and John's stints. :) Keep up with the previews for the next day's Hijacker's btw. Love the little tease.
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    roffle
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    Tue Jan 8, 2008 at 07:03 pm
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    Cryptic. Who is Big Bro?
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    Paul Burton 1973
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    Tue Jan 8, 2008 at 04:49 pm
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    Looking forward to seeing the 'Master' that is Russell Brand at work! Keep up the great work and the great puns BB. Much love.
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    Paul Burton 1973
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    Tue Jan 8, 2008 at 04:47 pm
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    Looking forward to seeing what Russell does! Keep up the work and the great puns BB!! Much love.
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    The Real BB
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    Tue Jan 8, 2008 at 04:38 pm
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    OK stop it with the bad puns. And, remember, John M is bily bonkers, so liek him or not, he'll be entertaining. BB
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