Big Brother:

I've had a marvellous experience on Big Brother. It was probably one of the most successful hijacks in history. All my demands were met. I've had a whale of a time.

I’ve particularly enjoyed the Paul Garner-inspired acting. Me and him did that thing and it was a lovely to-do… a bit of a stand off! That was a laugh and I enjoyed getting the girls individually into the diary room and I was flirting with ‘em all as individuals. Might do a little bit more of that.

Plus it’s lovely to be back here, part of the Big Brother franchise you know, I feel like I’ve been gone away too long I tell ya! I’ve half a mind to ask for my old job back. But those boys, James and Matt are doing such a tremendous job that I'd be very lucky to be reinstated.