Big Brother:

We've decided to hijack the Big Brother house today because we are just such massive fans of the show.

We don’t know what sort of Big Brothers we're going to be yet. We were going to save John and be really nice to him because he was completely dissed for the dating game. But he just said we were rubbish. Each to their own, but when we are on the show we are the only ones allowed to say we’re rubbish, not him. He may have burnt a bridge!

The closer it gets to us taking over the more nervous we are getting.

There are a lot of buttons to press but there are four hands between us so it should all be ok. We’re good with each other. I like to listen and enjoy Mel, and she’s the same with me, so we won’t take over from each other in the booth.

Our task today is going to be very intense, and we are testing them on their intellect. We expect them to be dumbfounded by it. It’s quite a serious task compared to the other ones they have been given.

Hopefully we will do a good job as Big Brother. We have a good sense of humour, and we’re fans so we want to be liked. We don’t to be dirty and disgusting, we can be but we’ll try not to be!

Love Mel & Nic x