101 Challenges:

Location: Bali

And so… we never fell to earth from 36,000 feet in a ball of torturous flames to our deaths and Lindsay, after a 22 hour recovering 'downer' from the cocktail of sleeping pills and everything else is back on track. Lee’s grand too.

We’re pushing the boat out quite a bit here – staying at the Ari Putri hotel which is rather lavish and way too upmarket for the likes of us common hooligans. It’s costing about £20 a night to stay here. Too right is should – the room is bigger than Lindsay’s flat back home, the swimming pool is shadowed by Balese sculptures and gorgeous traditional cottage-style abodes. It’s very, very posh – and we feel stupid here.

Failing to kerb our over spending, we both decided that we’d get some tailor-made shorts. Yes, shorts. £20 is the sum Lindsay paid for his delightfully made to measure luxury garments (2 pairs) and Lee handed over £25. We get them on our return to Bali – can’t wait, they should be divinely exquisite.

This evening we collected Lyle – our little brother (who’s actually bigger than the two of us combined – standing at 7 foot 3 inches) at Bali airport (3 hours later than planned) So Mum, you can relax, he got to us all safe and well but with some suspicious piercings and tattoos of moustached men on his torso (only joking). He’s going to be our lonely person for our 'Loving You' Challenge. Watch this space!