101 Challenges:

Today we finished the filming for our Bond of Brothers Challenge. Thank F*ck!
Here’s Mr Evil’s lair. We still can’t understand how we can diminish the beauty of anywhere we go by doing stupid sh*t with it;
 

Tonight we go out drinking. And drinking we will do – in copious, huge, enormous and gigantic proportions. We need it!

We had a little hissy fit earlier today about bad language and dictatorship but this time we knew to walk away from the fight and approach our separate corners of love for our individual “me” time.

More importantly though - Frank had a near-death experience!

A massive crocodile approached us all as we sat filming and “acting” (the loosest term of the word intended there) in “Mr Evil's” lair. Unbeknownst to us, the scaly predator creeped up on us from behind (perhaps he was a croco-sexual) and as the green b*stard was about to take a mouthful of Lee (Lindsay was obviously too much a strain on the reptile’s mouth) Frank selflessly jumped right into the line of fire.

He’s not bothered though. In fact, he says that his pulling potential has increased ten-fold as women will throw themselves on his war-wounded-heroic-ass. We now owe our lives to the 7 inch sex-addict.

We finished the filming after 4287291 takes and once it’s shown on the telly – you can let us know if Hollywood beckons or, the dole qeue.