101 Challenges:

Location: Kota Kinabalu Airport

As this part of the journal is being written, we’re sitting in Kota Kinabalu airport ready and waiting for our flight in to Bali. It’s 17:30 pm on Monday the 19th of May (see above journal entry date) and Lindsay, as always, is sh*tting himself at the thought of a 3 hour aviation adventure - and so, has just popped a prescribed 5mg Diazepam tablet and a 25mg (un-prescribed but never-the-less, given to him by a pharmacist so it’s all ok) 25mg Promethanzine tablet – we don’t know what these are but apparently the magical blue little pills make you sleep for up to 8 hours and, mixed with the aforementioned Diazepam and a nervous pre-flight concoction of 6 pints of San Miguel beer, Lindsay should be unconscious before walking through the boarding lounge. Hopefully – says Lee and all the other 67 passengers.

Malaysia’s been great – but it’s now time to shake off the expenses that this country has and head happily and blissfully into pastures new. Bali is nearing and so too is our desire to chill out, relax, do nothing and watch Lindsay attempt and fail 82 times at getting laid.