101 Challenges:

Location: Ko Lanta

Today was Bond – the morning went amazingly brilliant! Lee being Mr Evil and Lindsay being Bond. We loved filming this (even though we moaned all the way through it).

We met three amazing girls on our first few days here at Koh Lanta and they were desperately excited about being our Blond Bond Girls. Unfortunately for them though, they had to leave the day before filming commenced and so couldn’t run their half-naked bodies against Lindsay’s sweaty and hairy ass.

Despite their enthusiasm – Lindsay still failed to get laid! But, he can lie back home to his friends of where and how this picture was taken - and how the night ended up;

Yesterday, thankfully (with time running out) Gemma (our tag-along-friend) found two other Bond Girls for our Challenge. Without her we’d never have completed the Challenge as Lindsay’s now too scared to approach the female species through constant fear of forever reoccurring knock-backs.

Shooting commenced and everyone was astounded at how natural these lassies were at playing up to a script. Turns out, the two of them are actresses back home in the UK. Amazing on camera and stunning in real-life. Thanks girls. Lindsay still never got laid!

He blames it on the Speedos – Lee disagrees. He thinks it may be down to the slight fact that his younger bro is indeed, fat and ugly. And no, we never Photoshopped this picture. It is that big! Lindsay’s arse is really that huge!

And… here he is, shocked to find that somehow Olly has shrunk and turned real. Didn’t last long though – on putting the little furry thing back in our rucksack – he turned back into a puppet;

Lee managed to get the staff of an internet café to act out some key Bond scenes too. These people gave it their all and, as they act as a travel agent also – we got the cheapest travel tickets back to Bangkok (600 Baht!) so, again, if ever in Koh Lanta – go to these people;

Lanta Mania
210 Moo. 1 Saladan
Koh Lanta
Krabi
81150
Tel : +66 (0) 7568-4801

Lee, somehow and miraculously convinced a Thai Policeman to get involved in a scene too. Amazing these people are – the Thai’s have to be one of the friendliest people we’ve ever had the fortune to meet.

Unfortunately though, despite us making him an international film star – the very same cop fined Lee the very next day – for riding a moped without a helmet. Ungrateful bugger. Still, hey ho!

Here – laughably – Lindsay is with three other Bond Girls. Again… well, we don’t have to keep stating the obvious do we?

For one of the final scenes in our Bond Challenge, Lindsay had to dig a man-sized-hole in the sand. This is where Mr Evil (Lee if you can’t tell) captures Lindsay Bond – how will he survive this one?

We are knackered. We aimed to do 101 challenges in a year. With the telly people on board we have to do them in blocks of 20 days here and there etc. That means we are absolutely shattered when Mark comes out and beats our asses. Talking of asses;

As part of High Five Challenge – we’re going to try and donate some of your cash to the cruelty Thailand’s animals are suffering. This can’t go on. Please people, donate a fiver and get everyone you know to do the same. We need to put a stop to this evil torture;

We are both completely shattered – mentally and physically. Rising at (on some days) 7am and not finishing filming until 10pm (15 hours later for the mathematically-challenged peeps out there) and having to do 3 hours of preparation for the next day – is really taking its toll on us.

Hence the lack of journal updates when filming is on. Sorry people. On the bright side though, only 17 days til Mark goes (we love the guy really). We promise to upload more of our shannanigans more frequently.

Love Ya Baby!

Lindsay and Lee.