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- Mon 30 Jun 2008 at 13:29

Sorry for speaking out of turn just then...but that's no reason to call me a gorbellied beef-witted skainsmate, especially on a Friday.

Now may not be the winter of our discount tents, but you can still visit The Merchant of Tennis. Go here to peruse the 50 very best pun-entitled shops ever. Incidentally, go to the main site to read the best article every day.
Literally one of the best things ever. Not the fried chicken. This video. When the first guy is rapping and then sort of looks off camera occasionally....wow. Is it ironic? See more of them here.
Have you come across Wainy Days before? Season 3 has just started, so watch the hell out of it now. It's a bit of a longer video than we usually post, but you'll be hooked...promise.
Forgive me Father, for we just dropped a massive statue on the floor.
But from the reaction of the Church-goers, is it just a statue, or a real live person made of china?

Making your own album cover is now just a few clicks away. It might even inspire you to make some music to accompany it. Here's hoping there'll soon be a programme to assist us with that as well. Go here.
It's another Jon Le joy (or however you spell it) video. I know. His videos are kind of the same each time. But this one is a bit different, since he's asking you to show him your genitals. Are you going to? Yes?!
If you're young, don't watch this video. It'll encourage you to lick lightbulbs and stick your fingers up plug sockets. But if you're not young, it'll just provide a jolt of a titter. And maybe just a tiny little lick of a lightbulb. Starring Mr Pitchy, who not only pitches adverts, but also has a voice with a high pitch. Play video
There's a good chance that if you're reading this blog you might be out of work and in need of a job. Have a look at this website immediately to ensure you don't make the same mistakes as many of the job applicants featured there. But next time you hear 'we'll call you', it might well mean 'we're putting your CV on nothired.com'.
You don't often see an advertisement solely aimed at rock stars. But
Alan Kaufman, Kaufman, Rothman and Roth have forked out a bit of money to do just that. They seem like a nice bunch of guys – but it must be very hard for them.
An R'n'B star 'tells it like it is'. I.e that he really likes his lady. But also that he really is quite nervous about making love to her all night long. On his estimation, 4-7 minutes is a lot more likely. Needless to say, the 'vibe' is lost a bit.
Chuck has to kep his tux clean until the big dance? Can he do it? Play toon
Simple, lovely fun. Guide your plant through a fiendish obstacle course. It's not a runner bean. Play that game
Owls are here and you can't fool them. Play animation...