Here's your handy guide to all those lovely American housemates who'll be clogging up our channel for the next three months, Tuesdays and Thursdays at 9pm, starting tonight.
TEETH YOU CAN SEE FROM SPACE
Her name is Jen. Her teeth are visible on GoogleEarth.
NAMES YOU CAN ONLY HAVE IF YOU ARE AMERICAN
This woman is called Chelsia. No, really. Say it over a few times out loud. Catchy, eh? And this man is called Joshuah:
And now we all know what Leonardo DiCaprio will look like at 80.
THE MAN FROM PHOTODISC'S TOKENISM COLLECTION
NO HE ISN'T, ACTUALLY, BUT WE CAN TOTALLY SEE WHY YOU WOULD THINK HE WAS:
Which is a pity, as he's a keen cyclist and has apparently ridden all around the world, is hardly ever out of the saddle, and... but no.
THREE MEN WHO LOOK WORRYINGLY ALIKE:
Do you think they were all up for the same part, and some panicked researcher forgot to phone the other two and is even now praying they don't get found uot?
OH, AND SOMEONE ODDLY WILLIAM SHATNER...
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