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Fresh from their mauling at the hands of Russell Brand, the Jonas Brothers brought their purity rings to London for the opening of their film ‘Camp Rock’. Rather than being an ode to marble, [surely the campest of all the rocks] the film turns out to be a schmaltz-fest which makes High School Musical look like an edgy David Lynch number. 

Confronted by Grimshaw and a barrage of questions about marble [I wasn’t going to let the questions go to waste], the boys turned their phasers to ‘charm’ and by the time the interview was over I had a promise ring on each finger [9 in total, owing to a threshing mis-hap] and a Camp Rock T-Shirt knotted around my midriff. Expect to see a lot more of the Jo-Bro’s.