E4 Music:

The week ended in the Soho Hotel interviewing the cast of Guy Ritchie’s new film RocknRolla. I checked my public school accent at the door and swaggered into the hotel lobby, slipping an eel into the receptionist’s pocket and generally calling people ‘darlin’, ‘sunshine’ and ‘twinkle toes’. 

Upstairs Guy Ritchie was sweating, he’d heard Sarah Jane was in the building, which meant hard-hitting questions were on the way. Like Paxman in a dress she set about Ritchie with all the candour of Mike Tyson on a first date:

Have you ever bathed in anything other than water? BANG.
Have you ever used someone as furniture? BANG.

Ritchie didn’t know where to look, but SJ did…into his soul.  5 minutes later it was all over, Guy ran out of the room, broken. Reportedly his next project is a documentary on 5 likely lads breaking their way into the tea-bag industry, it’s called ‘Chamomile Nightmares.’ Look out for it.

Check out next week’s thrilling instalment of the E4 blog. Expect tea-drinking with the Pussycat Dolls, getting Estelle into bed and chatting to musician, poet and philosopher, Basshunter. I’ll leave you with some of his more thought-provoking lyrics from his seminal piece ‘Now You’re Gone’:

There’s an empty place in my heart
It won’t alarm me, it will break apart,
It won’t heal, it never fades away,
I’ll be thinking ‘bout you everyday.

Touché Basshunter, touché…