I’m doing this because I’ve got nowt else to do.
If you’d ask me how successful I’d be with the ladies in the house I’d say I’d do all right. You only have to look at how I do with girls in all the newspapers. I’m sure they’d want to have a rendezvous with me.
My advice to wannabe music sensations Calista and Nathan is beware of daft programmes like ‘Bo Selecta’ because they’ll mess it up for you.
It’s the first time I’ve left our Kes with strangers and I’m a bit worried, as she’s got an in-growing toenail. They need to use gentle kindness when looking after her of course.
My final words for my blog? Can I get a rewind? But I can’t sing it as the record company own the lyrics and I have to pay them a fee of £52.
Bo!
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