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Guess who's back, back again...Oh yes, it's the one and only Michaela McQueen with her ever-changing hair.

And we've been delving into the diary of the gobbiest girl in the history of Hollyoaks to celebrate her return.

Weds, 26th Nov 2008

She says: Dear Diary, OMG I am amazing, thanks to me the Dirty Diegos are going to be huge. I rock!!

We say: What's going on with that headband? She looks like a helicopter *ROFL-copter*

Mon, 16th Feb 2009

She says: Dear Diary, I really don't get what Carmel's problem is. She needs to get over it, only a genious would think of such an amazing way to steal clothes.

We say: Pretending to be pregnant to shoplift? That's not one of your proudest moments is it Michaela? Once a McQueen always a McQueen...

Mon, 9th Nov 2009

She says: Dear Diary, I cannot believe how much of an idiot Zak is. He is so trying to ruin my career as a professional journalist. I'm not going to forget about this.

We say: If we know Michaela right, he's gonna pay for that. Again...and again...and again.

Wed, 10th March 2010

She says: Dear Diary, I wish Zak would just listen once in a while...(rant continues for seven and a half pages)

We say: Blah, blah, blah. If we've heard it once we've heard it a million times. Poor Zak.

Fri, 7th May 2010

She says: Dear Diary, I had the best night OF MY LIFE! Zak asked me to marry him. It was so romantic and amazing.

We say: Romantic? He's painted green. But he is an incredible hunk (geddit?) so we'll let him off.

Fri, 6th Aug 2010

She says: Dear Diary, I can't believe Zak actually left. Worst day of my life.

We say: 'Don't let go Jac,' cue the Titantic soundtrack. We just can't believe Zachaela is over, it's a tragic day in Hollyoaks land.

Mon, 23rd Aug 2010

She says: Dear Diary, I LOVE MY NEW HAIR. I'm not so sure what mum thought to it though, she kept trying to pull it off like it was a wig or something.

We say: Rihanna must be a real Hollyoaks fan, where else did she get her inspiration from for those bright red locks?

Weds, 6th September 2011

She says: Dear Diary, Michael is driving me mad with his OCD. If he asks me to put a coaster down one more time I'm going to scream. Mum seems to like him though, and his money...

We say:  Firstly: Another hair colour. Secondly: What happened to Zak? Loves young dream soon took a turn when a rich man named Michael Jackson (we kid you not) with a villa in Ibiza came along. Thank goodness she refused his marriage proposal. Michael and Michaela Jackson? The priest would of had a field day.

What's your fave Michaela McQueen moment? We want to know, so leave your comments below.