Well, the Hollyoaks Sixth Form Open Day was eventful wasn't it? There was flirting, scandal and, frankly, brazen sandwich theft. Amid all the drama, though, was a subtle yet signficant insight into the power hierarchy at the 'Oaks' premier FE establishment.
Until now we've assumed that it was Maddie who ruled HO Sixth Form with a perfectly manicured iron fist. How wrong we were: it turns out that it isn't a Queen B who rules the roost it's a King B - King BD to be precise.
Yep, we're talking about Biology Dave a.k.a The Guv'nor. He's where the power lies:
"Biology Dave says..."
Neil was constantly quoting his words of wisdom. That's because Biology Dave is an authority on everyone and everything. Like a taller, younger, gingerer Yoda. If Yoda was constantly on the look out for fit girls.
LOOK AT THIS FACE
The face of a leader.
Playing it Safe
"Aye aye you should be so lucky" Diane bantered, as he helped himself to some free condoms. Little did she know that Biology Dave was simply leading by example: practice safe sex, kids.
The Man From Biology Says Yes
Here he is giving "fit girl" Ruby the thumbs up. Which is as good as a double thumbs up from the rest of us.
A legend in specs and a bow tie.
Now all we can do is hope for a dream team pair up of Biology Dave with that other cult hero of Hollyoaks: Wardy. Imagine. Then again, to cross two streams of such awesomeness would undoubtedly result in the END OF THE UNIVERSE so perhaps it's best for everyone that it never happens.
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