So the Powers That Be finally listened to us. To the 2,000 signatures on the #FreeBrendan petition. To the TashTags of protest. To the Free Brendan fan art. Yes, after many cruel, long months of injustice BRENDAN IS FINALLY FREE!
Alas, Cheryl's welcome home party (complete with unreadable banner) proved sadly premature because Brendan has taken his new chess set and his controversial beard and disappeared off into the night, like a hairy phantom.
Yes, the BB has gone AWOL. Which can only mean trouble - particularly for those who haven't been too kind to the Tash in recent months...
"Oooh, I'm quaking in meh boots" said Foxy - bravado that would have been really convincing if it wasn't for the sweat on his brow. If we were you, Foxy, we would be quaking A LOT.
So as we await Brendan's return and the most almighty Broxy grudgematch (since the last one) we can only wonder where he's got to. Has he gone home to Ireland? Disneyworld? Some sort of countryside retreat for men and their beards?
WHERE IS THE TRIPLE B? What are your theories? Share them below!
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