Here at Hollyoaks, we pride ourselves on having a strong nose for garbage. It hasn't escaped our notice that Neil has been coming out with a lot of tall stories recently. Like this one: 'my nan just won the lottery'.
Our natural scepticism has been piqued. Nevertheless, we wanna give the lad a fair trial. A second opinion's always handy. So, what do you reckon - 'liar, liar pants on fire' or 'genuine, genuine, undies...er, not flammable'?
Neil says:
"I've been driving for years"
Neil says:
"I could take my test tomorrow bruv"
Neil says:
...he knows someone in West Coast Customs: "it's my cousin's mate's sister's brother's uncle yeah?"
Neil says:
"My mum, she’s sorted out my insurance so I can drive any car"
Neil says:
"I once did a few laps at the Brands Hatch. The main guy was running around screaming 'oh yeah, we’ve found him – the next Lewis Button'"
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