If you’re reading this, that means you’ve survived Freshers’ Week. Well done. How was it? Any scars (physical or otherwise)? We’d like to hear your stories…
Here’s the big news though: you still have three years to go. Some of you will have longer. Jess Forrest aka Leanne, who’s been through the grind herself, gives you her top tips for surviving Uni…
You may have noticed that our own brand new Freshers have already broken a few of Jess’s golden rules…
First, there are Rob and Annalise, who, contrary to Jess’s advice, have chosen to live together in Halls as boyfriend and girlfriend. Leanne and Lee were, in fact, guilty of committing the same crime last year. Remember how that worked out?
Like Leanne, Annalise, or ‘the handbrake’, as she is affectionately known to Rob, has already earned herself a name for being uptight…see below:

We cannot tell you whether Barney used Hollyoaks-branded protection this week when he found himself in bed with a strange woman, but we certainly hope so…

Our Freshers have, nevertheless paid heed to Jess's advice about going out. Lots. It's fair to say they're a sociable bunch...

Altogether, this new bunch of Freshers have absolutely lived up to their name as dirty, shameful, lay-about tax-dodgers. What’s more, we’re absolutely loving them so far!
Check out some more of their shameful antics here

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