Why have Bart and Sinead decided to run away? Why is Diane being so mardy? What’s Will got to do with it? If you’ve been asking yourself these questions then never fear - here’s our handy guide to the Bart and Sinead saga....
In the beginning....
….Bart fancied Jasmine and Sinead fancied Taylor (remember him?). Then Jasmine became Jason and Taylor...well, we’re still not sure what happened to him. ANYWAY, there was always a bit of sparkle between our glamourous twosome. At Jason and Seth’s 16th birthday party Seth was making moves on Sinead - but Sinead was having none of it and got with Bart instead. Happy birthday Seth!
Bart then tried to play it cool with Sinead, but he played it so cool he got dumped... but they got back together a few days later. Phew.
The loved up pair soon ran into trouble, with pesky Headmaster Pete preventing them from bunking off school and interrupting Sinead’s provocative window cleaning dances. Huh.
Well jel
There was more trouble on the horizon when Bart's revision night with Jason got Sinead all jel, so Sinead tried to get Jason a boyfriend, which then got Bart all jel... WILL EVERYONE STOP GETTING JEL?!
To show he wasn't interested in Jason, Bart had a bit of rumpy-pumpy with Sinead, but Sinead's mum, Diane, caught them. Uh-ooooooh! Diane stopped Sinead from seeing Bart and their Romeo and Juliet romance began!
Fun in the sun...?
Sinead told Diane she was off to stay at Ruby's nan's place - LIE! She actually went to Abersoch to meet - yep, you guessed it - Bart!
It wasn't all pina coladas and long walks on the beach for our heroes... not with Bart's ex Maddie on the scene! The leggy blonde told Sinead she's gonna go to their sixth form. Sinead was fuming and jel... again.
It all got too much for Sinead - she drank too much and then, er, nearly drowned...
Sneaky sneaky
Surprise, surprise, Diane wasn't happy with Bart...but that didn't stop them recruiting Sinead’s personal tutor Will to be their go-between and soon the love-sick duo were sending each other love letters and meeting for secret trysts.
It was during such a tryst that they snogged each other's faces off in the middle of Relish - which is EXACTLY what you should do if you are trying to keep a low profile. Surprisingly, Diane caught them at it and promptly grounded Sinead FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE. Okay, it was for two months - but long enough for Sinead to miss the Prom. Noooo!
Luckily, with help from Will, Bart - swoon - whisked Sinead away for a romantic night at the Altern8 Ball, where they made a decision that will change their lives FOREVER.
So what will our Diane cross’d lovers do next? Will they actually run away? You’d better tune in to tonight’s episode to find out!

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