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Thursday 23rd February

Mercy and Nursey vs Dr. Sleaze: A Hospital Melodrama

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Posted by: Jill & Ciaran
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on Tue Jan 24, 2012 at 10:45 am

It's the hospital drama that's setting pulses racing across the land...

Starring:

Mercy & Nursey

Lynsey and Mercy

They're just two ordinary working girls trying to make their way in the world...like me or you, but hotter...

Outside those hospital corridors, they may never have become friends, but circumstance and adversity brought them together. That, and a common enemy...

Dr. Sleaze

So hunky, but so sleazey. Lynsey got in trouble this week when she stepped in to resuscitate a patient. A patient who also happens to be very hot. That's right - he's the secret star of the show:

Hot Guy in a Coma

She didn't realise the patient was 'Do Not Resuscitate' #ResuscitationFail

Dr. Sleaze went on to berate her for stepping out of her station.

'A silly little girl...a cleaner with an inferiority complex'

Oh, Dr. Sleaze, you really do live up to the name! He's hardly whiter than white though - it was him that forgot to mark the patient as 'DNR'!!! He's vowed to keep her quiet to save his own face...

And that's not his only crime...

Bedside Manner

temptation

Dr. Sleaze has been checking out Mercy's particulars. Taking a bundle of money off the bedside table? That's never going to be a good idea, is it? I mean, it's either theft or... ahem, ahem. But then again, I guess Mercy thought she'd never even see him again...

But this IS Hollyoaks. And life is never that straight forward.

#ProstituteFail

So hot random one-night-wonder became hot rich work colleague. A result, some might say? Not if he's mistaken you for a prostitute...  

AWKWARD. 

awkward

The Twist

In a brilliantly ironic turn of events, Mercy's illicit relations with Dr. Sleaze actually ended up paying off, in more than simple monetary terms...

On Thursday she found a picture of his wife and kids. By Friday she'd worked up a plan to make sure Lynsey was out of trouble with a clear path to re-apply as a nurse, and Dr Sleaze knew she meant business. She is a menacing little minx when she puts her mind to it.

Mercedes McQueen doesn't waste any time when it comes to revenge. 

Will Lynsey become a nurse once again? What did you think to Mercy's slick moves? Mercy: 1, Dr Sleaze: 0. 

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  • Comment by:
    Eve
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    Sat Jan 28, 2012 at 09:19 am
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    it was so awkward when he thought she was a prostitute! haha!
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    Thu Jan 26, 2012 at 08:36 pm
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    Hehe, good one @triptogenetica :D I never like Dr. Sleaze anyway -.- I couldn't stop laughing when it says: Starring - Mercy and Nursey, Dr Sleaze and...HOT GUY IN A COMA. Hehehe :D Glad the hot guy in a coma is okay :) And yaay, I love Mercy and Nursey! Great team(: They will defeat Dr Sleaze. I hope the storyline goes on though. I'd hate it if it ended this soon D: KEEP GOING :D
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    Thu Jan 26, 2012 at 07:10 pm
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    As a hospital doctor, I'd like to point out that this current storyline is deeply flawed. Additionally, at a time when medical organizations are working hard to encourage bystander CPR, it is irresponsible. There is no ban on hospital cleaners, or anyone else, attempting basic life support where necessary. Untrained staff are encouraged to seek help from trained staff if they are concerned about a patient. However, if that help is not available, for example in the hollyoaks storyline, where all the trained medical staff were busy dealing with another patient, then it would be entirely appropriate for any bystander to begin CPR. Furthermore, if unaware of a DNA CPR ("DNR") decision, it is appropriate to attempt resuscitation.
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