What do you usually do at 10.55am on a Saturday morning? Nothing, because it’s a Saturday morning! If you were doing something I’d be very concerned. What are you? Some kind of poindexter? Stop doing active things and relax, put your feet up, grab yourself a bacon and/or quorn sandwich and tune into T4. Why T4? Well, it’s the place where wonders never cease… or is that Alton Towers? I get very confused. Anyway, it’s the third episode of The Hollyoaks Music Show with Matalan.co.uk at 10.55am!
On the show this week we’ve got: 1) Tinchy Stryder, who’ll be doing whatever a Stryderman can (this means he’ll be performing two ditties including forthcoming smash ‘You’re Not Alone’) 2) Lil’ Tom dressed as yet another popstar just because he can 3) Paloma Faith - she’ll be more eccentric than, I don’t know, a fish with mammary glands 4) Paolo Nutini being Scottish 4) A bit more Tinchy because one dose of Stryder is never enough.
Rick Edwards basically says all the above in the below video, but with the precision of a razorblade:

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