Big Brother:

Hello. This is my blog-thing…

I am the saviour of broadcasting, in fact I think I'm the saviour of all media throughout Europe, and my Big Brother legacy is…. I'm gonna to be the first Hijacker to have sex with one of the housemates… I think I might make that a girl... or the guy who's into fashion who looks like David Walliams.

Today I’m going to mess with their heads a bit and tell them things that aren't necessarily true and just have some fun – oh, and pick on the housemates that nobody likes... you know who you are.

I’m not gonna abuse my power, I'm going to use the authority carefully. I'm a fan of the show so I'm going to do the things that other viewers would like to do… Maybe.