Dear Cassie,
Wow.
We thought you were doing so well in Elgin, with your walks in the hills and newfound appreciation of wholesome things. We may not know that much about the technicalities of Scottish dancing but we thought you seemed to be picking it up a treat. At least you were giving it a go. We hoped that maybe you were finally on the road to recovery, maybe even keeping some food down.
And now you come back to Bristol and find Sid and Michelle. Together. It must be tough. The lovely Sid and the lovely Michelle deserved a lot more than just a slap across the face and a stern talking to, and you handled that run in well, in fact, we applaud you. But now we feel it’s time for some tough love, Cassandra.
Firstly, do you really need to sleep with everyone in sight to show Sid what he’s missing? Are you sure it’s only him you’re punishing by behaving like this?
We still think you’re magic, but enough of the voodoo please, as well as the ‘bad’ Cassie we’ve been seeing of late. And just because your mates are loved up doesn’t mean you have to get all Jeremy Kyle on their ass and stir things up. Chris would happily lend you his last fiver, if he thought it would make you happy. And Jal has been there for you, even if that meant a high speed ambulance ride to the hospital. So please save the venom for those who deserve it, or better still, forget about them. Who needs them anyway?
What we’re most worried about is that this little Sid and Michelle escapade may have pushed you over the edge. Please don’t go too far, we love having you around.
Skins
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