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If you're just too plain stingy to buy the whole series one DVD or you just don't feel inclined to wallow in our massive bath of clips but you still want to know more about the telephone terrorist and his strange collection of fellow travellers, then dip into our episode-by-episode, sketch-by-sketch guide to every ruddy thing broadcast under the Fonejacker name.

It's what we call a breakdown, and here's how it breaks out.