Mr Doovde
Directory Enquiries? I need the number of Duhfs.
George
I’m calling from the Eastern union money transfer. You have won 86,000 Ugandan dollars and I need to transfer the monies.
Live Call
I’m worried that my wife is having an affair. She’s wearing a hat.
Terry Tibbs
Mazarati 3200: talk to me.
Thumbless Baker
Do you have a mobile phone suitable for operating without thumbs?
The Mouse
Is that the pet shop? I have a cat problem. Do you sell cat nip?
George
I am calling from the building society. There has been a discrepancy and the monies accumulated have to be pressed and steamed.
Ja Fool
You’re looking for a canvas stretcher?
ISP Guy
Six times faster broadbandings. You sound like you are temptedings.
Irish Mike
I’m calling from lube up your butthole and dance the fandango entertainment services ltd. I just need a few minutes of your time.
The Flat Line
You are looking for a one. Bedroomed. Flat. In. Brighton. Is that correct?
Mr Doovde
How much do you sell Voocr player?
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