Mr Doovde
I need the number of Puc World in Totten Ham Court Road.
George
The man who was in charge of filling the machine with cash discovered an illegal card reader inside.
Mr Miggins
These automated Odeon cinema lines are wonderful.
Terry Tibbs
Wooden ladders: talk to me. I’ve had a lot of wooden ladders in my time. They’re for a Russian gentleman.
Ja Fool
What’s your price range for, like, one shirt? But the fing is I’m on a bit of a budget, yeah?
The Mouse
I’m an Oasis tribute artist. I’m seeking representation. But I’ve got a niche. I’m a mouse.
Irish Mike
I’m calling from Wear A Thistle In Your Fanny and Whistle something Nice Network Solutions Incorporated. I just need two seconds of your time…
The Flat Line
You require. A. Maisonette. Is that. Correct? Boop!
Mr Doovde
Can you check if something in stock. I need a large Joovc Doovde player. Ready for de HD?
Burr Man
Bello. Burr. Barr, bitybungbe. Baken my bedication.
Irish Mike
I’m calling from Feed Spaghetti Through Your Jap’s Eye Til your Balls Turn Bluetooth Solutions Incorporated. I need to ask some questions about your personal hygiene.
Chinese Gang
Can we come to the cinema and film the film from the back of cinema? How many you fit on back row?
Donald Donaldson
Is that the front desk? How old are you? Do you consider yourself attractive?
Irish Mike
Good evening, sir. I’m calling from Dip Your Balls In Soy and Fry Them In A Wok I.T Solutions Incorporated. You’re on our oven glove database.
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