Fonejacker Episode Guide S01E03
Mr Doovde
I need the name of Duvla in Swansea.
Terry Tibbs
Italian fireplace – talk to me. Don’t tell me about fireplaces. I’ve been working with fire places for 40 years.
Irish Mike
Can I ask you a few questions about the excessive use of condiments in American theme restaurants.
George
There is a pigeon inside your bank account. You are Jimmy Saville’s cousin?
Live Call
I’m willing to pay a £10,000 deposit on a new car, it’s just a shame we’re struggling with a bad line.
The Mouse
Is that the pest control company. Can you dispose of the humans humanely?
Irish Mike
Would you like the website address? It’s You’ve Got Huge Bosoms and I’d Like To Put My Head Between them Network Solutions Incorporated.
ISP Guy
I’m calling from mobile service providings, wondering if you wanted to downgrade your upgrade to a grade that is higher than your current grading. Free ring-dings. Maybe talk to the supervisor?
Criminal Dave
Is that the locksmith? I’m in a bank and I need the combination.
Live Call
I’m looking for a two bedroom place. Sorry I’m calling from work... as a railway announcer.
Mr Miggins
I need some advice with my home computer. I’ve joined the world wide thimamyjig and need to know how to download something a little X-rated.
George
I’m calling from your credit card company. The details of your credit card seem to be missing.
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