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.Fonejacker Episode Guide S01E04
Mr Doovde
Could I have the number of Duhuul, please?
Terry Tibbs
Rolls Royce silver spur: talk to me. Double the price that’s why they call me Terry Tibbs.
George
You are owed a serious amount of monies. A series of delegates each have a hat, with a pot in it, in the pot are names. Now I am involved to wire you the monies as soon as possible.
Irish Mike
I’m calling from Lurpak your A-Hole and Sell the Story to the Sun I.T Recruitment Services Ltd. I’d love to ask you a few questions about your personal life.
Live Call
There vas a particular song that I vanted to buy but I didn’t know the name of it, I only know the tune. Maybe if I sing you the tune, you know vich tune.
The Mouse
There’s a mouse trap on the kitchen floor and I need to know how to disable it.
Honeymoon Video
We start in the corridor, do a slow track in, pan to the right… you push in through the door. My wife, she come in from the left, she remove the robe… It’s not gratuitous.
George
Good morning madame, I need to ask you a series of security questions in order to actually confirm it’s me you’re talking to.
Live Call
It’s Tarquin from BT engineering, just checking your line to see if you have a bit of a crackle.
Chinese Gang
I want job as Samuel L Jackson lookalike. Do you have any Samuel L Jackon lookalikes that are Chinese?
Flat Line
You require a one. Bedroom. Garden. Flat. In. Shropshire. Is that correct? This property has been rented.
Live Call
It’s Steve with the bit-bobs. I’m reckoning we go ‘alves? Did no one mention the jing-jangs. Cahm on mate, you must remember? The nanas.
Bijan
I’m pizza guy working as paparazzi chasing David Beckham, for 60%? How much are you going to make? Get more for video?
Live Call
I’ve just found this number in my son’s telephone. He’s fourteen years old. Would he have any business being at your massage parlour?
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