Irish Mike
Have you heard about the tragic plight of the wrinkled ball sack? Are you a bird lover?
Terry Tibbs
Tell me about the fridge freezer. I’ve had many different types of fridge freezers in my life. It sounds beautiful.
George
Cash Prize Monies (CPM) are ready to be claimed. All I require are your bank account details.
Mr Doovde
You sell the Puss3? Slim Puss? What about Duss? Or Wee? How long do you play on the Puss?
Live Call
Café Italia Uno? Bueno, grazie. It’s a blind date, you see – I just wanted to know what he looked like. Worth a squeeze?
Criminal Dave
I need a people carrier, to the airport – any terminal. In a bit of a rush, mate, time is of the essence, know what I mean?
George
Why are you such a miser? Got everything you want? What about eight pounds, twenty seven pence?
ISP Guy
Would you be interested in switching your internet service providings to a provider that provides a better service of internet service providings than your current providings?
Burr man
Could I book a bable at bate oblock for boo people by the bindow? In the bame of Bitty Bumbong.
ISP Supervisor
Are you trying to correct my script? I wrote this script myself. Is very good for today. You write scripts do you? A scriptwriter now, are you?
Vishka
Vishka vish to join your circus! The bear dancing – very good dancing! On the hot coal! Vishka.
Live Call
I buy the fresh fish from you, and I take it home to my wife – my wife, she a fish cook – but she tell me it a goldfish. Not a smoked fish, a goldfish.
Irish Mike
Calling from Wet Look Gel your Crotch and Make a Quiff with your Pubes I.T Recruitment Services Limited. How’s your love life?
Horace Van Hjuter
I’m a detective from the Zimbabwean Telephone Fraud Prevention Agency, trying to track down Horace Van Hjuter, a man pretending to be a detective from the Zimbabwean Telephone Fraud Prevention Agency.
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