Mr Doovde
Do you have a Hup Puk or Ibeem, for surfing the Woow? How many Usbe does it have?
George
Gooday, sir, I am calling from British Gas. I just need your bank account details for the Computa. If you are having an affair, sir, that is between you and your mistress.
Live Call
I’d like some life insurance, but I may have left it a bit late...
Irish Mike
I’m calling from Walk into your Library and Fart as Loudly as you Can I.T communications PLC.
Donald Donaldson
How’s the front desk? Is everything in order? How’s about you come up at 1.30? I’ve got some champagne and nibbles.
The Mouse
Could you describe some cheese for me please? Come on, baby, I’m a mouse in need!
Terry Tibbs
You didn’t give that joker your bank details, did you? Go forth, be strong.
ISP Guy
There’s a new excellent offer for the free set top box for the extra digital satellite receivings.
Mr Miggins
You’ll never guess who commandeered my hot air balloon for £50.
Burr Man
Boo you bell bungalows?
George
What is the day?
Horace Van Hjuter
I’m a detective from the Zimbabwean Telephone Fraud Prevention Agency, getting pretty close to tracking down the imposter who pretends to be the detective from the Zimbabwean Telephone Fraud Prevention Agency.
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