Fonejacker:

Arr-eh, mate, Scouse Steve jus' needs a job to 'elp out until 'is Giro comes. Jus' 'cos 'e's banged up at t' mo, alright? But 'e's dun loads of babysittin' an' stuff before, if you need 'im.

'E can get you a C.V. if you need it, but it wouldn't be, like, much of a read at t' mo, y'know wharramean? 'E's like totally dry and clean at t' mo, dough, y' can speak to 'is guv an' that, like.

'E's a luvvly boy, though, like, 'e jus' needs a chance. 'Cos people jus' don't trust 'im, even dough 'e's looked after 'is sisters kids, when she was a smack'ead. But, y' know, like, dey do do dat do' don't dey dough?

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