Oh. My. God. Remember Janice? How could you forget? Well, Joey hates her and not even their "day of fun" is gonna change that.
Ross' fantasy comes true when Rachel dresses up as Princess Leia (in THAT metal bikini), and a depressed, baby-craving Monica decides to make and sell jam - until Joey eats it all. That’s right – it’s the jam making season.
Phoebe gets a stalker and fears she's killed Ugly Naked Guy. Turns out the stalker is actually after her twin sister Ursula but what the heck, she dates him anyway.
Rachel and Ross are in for a rocky ride when Rachel gets a job in fashion thanks to her new friend Mark and Chandler doesn’t deal with their relationship very well, as the whole thing reminds him of his parents’ break-up. Plus he can't remember which one of Joey's many similar-looking sisters he snogged after getting drunk at Joey's birthday party.
Speaking of Chandler - did you know he has a third nipple? He dates Ginger who has a prosthetic leg and she dumps him for his deformity! The nerve!
Butt on an important note, poor Ross has an agonising experience as he finds himself in hospital with mysterious markings on his rear. Intrigued, all the staff gather round for a closer inspection.
Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler decide to have pets together. What could bring more joy to your life than a baby chick and a duck?