Married life for Ross and Emily takes a dive, but Monica and Chandler have no such worries.
Remember the lyrics to Queen's We Will Rock You? They make a rubbish answering machine message.
We Will, We Will, Call You Back works way better, as Chandler and Joey find out when Ross moves in.
It's date-time for Phoebe when after giving birth to her brother's triplets, she steals a police badge, impersonates a cop and then goes out with the real thing.
Meanwhile, Ross realises he really should have paid for that delivery charge on his couch - pivot! piv-ot! piv-ot!!
Poor Joey just can't seem to make it big. When he thinks he's starring in a major film in Las Vegas it all falls a bit flat and he ends up working in a casino - in full costume!
It's good to know that marriage is taken seriously these days, though.
Visiting Joey in Vegas, Monica and Chandler spontaneously decide to get hitched but get beaten to it by Ross and Rachel after they hit their hotel mini-bar.