Somehow Rachel finds herself engaged to Joey instead of Ross, and Chandler and Monica try a bit of baby-making of their own - in the hospital supply closet.
Desperately Seeking Rachel tries anything to get Emma to stop crying, whilst Ross has found the perfect way to get the baby to sleep - just sing a really inappropriate song with rude lyrics. Works a treat.
As an extra on Days of Our Lives, Phoebe wreaks havoc on set whilst Chandler heads to Tulsa for work, develops a sexual fetish for sharks (or so Monica thinks), and comes home again.
Mike or David? Mike or David? Mike or David? Phoebe has to choose between the two loves of her life.
Meanwhile, Joey forgets about food for a moment to concentrate on Charlie.
Piercing laughter? Check. Annoying nasal voice? Check. Chandler and Monica nervously visit a fertility clinic and the last person they - and anyone else - need to see is Janice! Then everyone dashes off to Barbados. Spicy!
And how will the Ross-fancies-Charlie, Rachel-fancies-Joey love square work out? All is revealed in the last series...