Artificial Junk

You begin as just a robot's head, sat lonely in a junkyard, being attacked by big, sword-wielding robot bullies, sob. Helpless? No fricking way! You've got a goshdarn LAZER BEAM!

With each new wave of evil comes more money, which means upgrades, which means the bullies become the bullied, which means self-doubt, which means paranoia, which means confusion... and eventually, death.

Use the left and right arrows to move and the 'a' button to fire your lazers. Later the 's' button comes in to play for further killing, but we'll keep that under our hat.

If you're dying loads on a level, play a previous, simpler level and use the money to upgrade. If you're dying loads on the first level - you probably suck.