Assy McGee

Exeter Police Department's finest piece of ass is not Tina on reception* but ace crime fighter Assy McGee, who roams the city streets putting paid to crime before it gets a chance to breed. The orders just came down to you: that 'one eyed' Baby Maurice Steps is hiding out in the warehouse, and it's up to you, Assy, to end him - "I expect you to nail this guy Assy."

With your badge pinned to your... err... cheek? You can make use of the many guns dotted about Exeter's mean streets. There's uzis, shotguns and bazookas, and your trusty revolver of course. And while you're out there, you might as well take out some of the nightcrawlers - prostitutes, pimps, the clergy. Hang on?!

* This shameful display of casual misogyny is solely designed to conjure the mood of a bygone age when such ruthless drivelling was par for the course.

Use the arrow keys or WASD to move around, and the mouse to aim and fire.

Take your time avoiding the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, you're only an as after all, and one too many shurikens will mean yo' ass is grass!