Bellyflop Hero

Usually games like these want you to boing down, ping up into the air, and then produce a clinical vertical entry into the water, with the smallest amount of splash possible. This one wants boinging, followed by some crazy shapes and a horizontal entry with the biggest splash possible.

You've got five dives to make the biggest mess possible. Between dives you can tub up on burgers and curry, or buy heavy costume additions like boots or a diving mask. All this makes your weight bigger and thus your splash wider.

Use the space bar to boing down, and then press it again to jump. While in the air, use the arrow keys to spin and the 'x', 'c' and 'v' keys to perform poses.

Once in the air, start spinning and posing asap - the more you manage, the more points you get and the more money you earn.