Crunchdown

Beat and eat your way through tons of side-scrolling fighting levels

Review

**Be warned, there is some BAD swearing in this game, which in no way makes it COOLER, because it MAY cause offense to some people**

Wassup Cuz? This is da muthafriggin' bom yo! Get yo' ass ready for some mad kombat wit some bad ass bluds, dat ain’t got no respec' for yo' hood. BRRRRAP! BRRRRAP! Ya get me?

No?

Fair enough. Not sure what we were going on about there. We suddenly came over all 'N-Dubz'. Didn't suit us did it? This game is brilliant. Fact. You get to fight with some punching 'n' ting, against loads of bad people. But you can also get your chops round loads of the scenery and take on a temporary new form. If you eat a lawnmower, you get a rotating blade on your face. If you eat a prostitute you have a bilious vomit weapon. There's even a car level. The whole thing is very Dad N Me... but, that's a good thing, right?