Don't Shit Your Pants

Something most of us learnt not to do years ago, and continue not to do every day, well done us

Review

Probably the best game we've ever seen (but don't quote us on that). You need a shit, you're standing next to a door, the clock is ticking... what are you going to do? Type some text commands into the box, that's what.

You just have to type commands, to gather a series of different endings, all of which afford you a different achievement... the ultimate aim being to be the Shit King. It's a bit like pixellated, multi-ender I Wish I Were The Moon.

Controls

Type 'play' to start and then type your commands for our hero.

Tips

Use the names of the different awards to give you clues as to what you're trying to do. The ending is EPIC!

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bearishnuss

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Tue Sep 1, 2009 at 04:56 pm

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actually it will.

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Tue Sep 1, 2009 at 04:53 pm

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stoopid home wont let me play :(

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Faerhin

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Wed Apr 1, 2009 at 09:15 am

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stoopid school wont let me play this game :(

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sadieberry

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Mon Mar 2, 2009 at 09:48 am

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stoopid collage wont let me play :(

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