Fish

The only one of these three actions that you control - Fishing, smoking and having a beard - is fishing. Sadly you can't pack the pipe and light it, nor can you shave your beard. The fishing is fun though.

Choose your lure and fling it into the water, then just see what you can get your hook on. It's very simple, but quaintly relaxing for it.

Use the arrow keys to move and the mouse to control the rod.

Fishing requires you to control your rod... oo er.