Ivan Drago

It's time the East got its revenge on Mr. Balboa for the poor representation it got in Rocky IV. You get the honour of delivering a big package of retribution tied with a bow of just desserts and sent by courier to A-merica. Gorbachev's huge scary head delivers the orders and you dish out the killing. True to the film, you fight small men with knives, Mafioso bosses, 'segway jerkwads' and dinosaurs... hang on!

This is a very skewed take on history, both real history, and Rocky history, and it is BRILLIANT for it. You battle your way to Rocky's gym, even defeating Paulie's robot from Rocky V on the way. Then you battle Apollo Creed... and EVEN Rocky. It ain't even over then, as you can do the whole thing again (with different stories, and as other characters with bigger, better moves) it is DEFINITELY worth the effort. Sublime.

Use the arrow keys to move and then 'a' to punch, 's' to block, and 'd' to duck.

Keep moving: float like a butterfly, sting like a Soviet frickin' Cruise Missile!