Nanaca Crash

This'un comes on a bit like that sandbag minigame in Super Smash Bros Melee for the Gamecube... you know it? No? Well why not?! Though it also reminds us of the classic animal-golfer Yetisports Flamongo Drive, which you do know, right? Either way, it's a fun way to meet new people that we've probably all considered from time to time: get a friend to run into you on a bike and send you flying through the air, then bounce off various bystanders and see how far you can get.

While it might seem a bit off kilter initially, you do eventually start to work out what everything does. Fortunately web users have provided a terrifyingly detailed account of the characters' names and various functions - plus a depressingly huge record of 7,650.16 metres to try and beat.

Hold down mouse button to select angle then release to choose strength of impact, press mouse button again when 'Aerial' is highlighted to hit Taichi again (red to hit him upwards, blue to hit him down).

You only get 3 upwards (red) 'Aerial' crashes - you get as many (blue) downward ones as you like, but they take a while to 'recharge' after use.