Paris Oh Paris

You have decided that Paris Hilton is a bit too thin; which is very observant of you might we add. Your cunning plan is fire loads of greasy meat at her face in an attempts to get a lucky few morsels in her gob. Out to thwart your every move is her evil little dog. He will protect his master's figure from the meat onslaught by bouncing in the air and grabbing the odd hotdog. Over time Paris will gain weight until she has reached near gargantuan size. Only then will you be victorious.

It's a pretty shaky game to be honest, but it made us laugh. And do you know what folks? That's what is important in life: being able to laugh in the greasy face of (someone else's ) adversity.

Mouse.

We would suggest rapid fire to effectively fill her up.