Pongnop

One side of the court is red and the other side is green (or is it blue... it's one of those where some people will call it green and some blue... let's call it grue). Down the middle is your bat which is correspondingly red on one side and grue on the other.

You have to keep the two balls bouncing for as long as possible, while it gets faster and harder, and harder and faster.

Use the mouse to control your paddle.

Try not to do too much spinning and the like, as this will make it gather pace. You can survive a missed ball but you have to rely on the enemy paddle hitting it.