Side Ring

Adrian! ADRIAN! If you've ever had that deep urge to go one on one with another man, to step into the fabled arena, out under the scorching lights, for twelve gruelling rounds of pure battle... then this good-looking bruiser of a game will do little to quench that thirst.

Set to a heady soundtrack of sports-metal you have to try desperately to work out how to do the combination moves before Chris Aebank (hmmm) floors you again. Lots of button bashing and faux tactics will keep you on your toes, and the whole things looks rather swell... but where is Thunderlips?

Use the arrow keys to move, A and S to punch with your left and right respectively, and D to defend. Apparently A and S combined with the arrow keys should produce combos& apparently.

All guns blazing will only get you so far, then it becomes a dance, so float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.