Steamshovel Harry

Take control of the ultimate earth defence robot... if you can

Review

You only have 15 minutes to save Earth from impending doom. Take control of Steamshovel Harry and save the day before the missile strikes. Remember to tell your friends about this - no other shoot 'em will impact your life quite so much. Made by Allen Henderson, author of Get Lost and Curse of the Red Ninja

The spoils of space war

Download the official, cinematic poster

Download the Steamshovel Harry theme mp3, by Brad Sucks

Download the Steamshovel Harry Planetary Anthem mp3, by Brad Sucks

What critics are saying about Steamshovel Harry

"Total waste of time. Don't even bother."

"I died a little inside. This game is kind of like free will."

"Needs more manticore."

"F-ing win. Hilarious."

"DAMN THIS INTRO."

"I am really glad I took notes on the tutorial. You really need it for level three."

"Waste of 10 min of my life"

"I quit around Physics 103"

"THIS GAME S THE MOST BORING GAME IN THE WHOLE WORLD"

Controls

The game will take you through a number of start-up screens, so pay attention. You cannot afford to skip any of the information. After that, keep an eye on the timer.

Tips

Don't tell. Really, don't tell.

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HarryHarryHarry

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Mon Mar 15, 2010 at 03:54 am

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Whew... Made it to level 2, but then I died.

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Drama Divia

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Tue Feb 16, 2010 at 09:27 pm

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I RAELLY REALLY REALLY DON'T GET THIS SOME ONE HEELLLLPPPPPPP MMMMEE PPLLEEEEAASSSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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jimmy2k9

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Sat Dec 12, 2009 at 09:12 pm

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whts with the shit intro

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sazoe

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Thu Aug 6, 2009 at 04:17 am

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It's hard to believe so many people are having so much trouble with that first rocket - I didn't even realize it was an issue until I went and read the comments after playing awhile. Did I just get lucky or something?

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Mike124123

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Sat Aug 1, 2009 at 09:33 am

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Gravity's gonna kill ya, Harry.

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