Steamshovel Harry

Take control of the ultimate earth defence robot... if you can

Review

You only have 15 minutes to save Earth from impending doom. Take control of Steamshovel Harry and save the day before the missile strikes. Remember to tell your friends about this - no other shoot 'em will impact your life quite so much. Made by Allen Henderson, author of Get Lost and Curse of the Red Ninja

The spoils of space war

Download the official, cinematic poster

Download the Steamshovel Harry theme mp3, by Brad Sucks

Download the Steamshovel Harry Planetary Anthem mp3, by Brad Sucks

What critics are saying about Steamshovel Harry

"Total waste of time. Don't even bother."

"I died a little inside. This game is kind of like free will."

"Needs more manticore."

"F-ing win. Hilarious."

"DAMN THIS INTRO."

"I am really glad I took notes on the tutorial. You really need it for level three."

"Waste of 10 min of my life"

"I quit around Physics 103"

"THIS GAME S THE MOST BORING GAME IN THE WHOLE WORLD"

Controls

The game will take you through a number of start-up screens, so pay attention. You cannot afford to skip any of the information. After that, keep an eye on the timer.

Tips

Don't tell. Really, don't tell.

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Dezert Penguin

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Wed Jul 22, 2009 at 10:37 am

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this game sucks iv died imedietly at the begggining twice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the Killer Dynamo

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Mon Jul 20, 2009 at 08:53 pm

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I'm trapped in the jail on Level 4 of Starbase 2. I combined the 2 x 4 with the broken glass to make a temporary weapon and get out of the cell, but I still can't escape the prison level. Olaf keeps vaporizing me. Do I have to do something with that puddle of water? Totally stumped.

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Rad Fanta

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Fri Jul 17, 2009 at 02:19 pm

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This is the best game I've played in a long time. The 10 minutes into is nothing compared to the hours of game play! Once you purchase the save crystal from the second shop it makes playing much easier. Without wanting to spoil it, but the alternative ending with "Space Duck" is hilarious. Well worth sticking with! P.s. For those who can't get past the start, as one of the other posters said, the barrel roll should do it for you.

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Rhekua

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Mon Jul 13, 2009 at 10:51 pm

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best of show e4

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sazoe

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Thu Jul 9, 2009 at 05:58 am

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I really don't understand why so many people are complaining - yes it would be nice if a button was added to skip the intro, but it's more than worth sitting through for the game itself. Talk about addictive! I've been playing all evening...though I admit yes I -am- pretty much stuck in lvl 5, even with the clue in the intro. Help? After what happened in lvl 4 I want to see the ending sooo bad! Lol, never imagined I'd get emotionally invested in the plot of a flash game...

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