Little Boots may well be a BBC 'Sound of 2009' poll winner, but she's got nothing on Alan Carr. However, she is currently creating an instrument that could probably double up as a weapon against the funny man...
Chipmunk talks about how he had a very close call with the bad girls of pop, The Saturdays. He also spins us a a freestyle rap about Hollyoaks, which is both the worst and best thing we've ever heard...
Where to start!? Men shooting pigeons? Swimming stroke innunendo? Synthesizer puns? Facial hair? Ou Est Le Swimming Pool give the best interview of 2009!