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Hello, i’m William McKenzie and i’m proud of how well i’m doing at making friends in my new school. Read more...
Erm, hello. I’m Simon. My mates call me Si. I go to a fairly uninspiring school in a fairly uninspiring town. Read more...
Alright? I’m not too bad, cheers. My name is Neil Sutherland and i’m in the sixth form at Rudge Park Comprehensive. Read more...